madcharlie
Super Sub
Now you see me , Now you dont
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Post by madcharlie on Sept 29, 2015 17:37:05 GMT
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
You can't be late until you show up.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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3in11
Monster Midfielder
No easy games in this league.
Posts: 1,773
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Post by 3in11 on Sept 29, 2015 23:15:44 GMT
Give a man a Fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man a Fishing Rod and he'll swap it for a fish.
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Lie down and be counted, what are we standing for?
Where there's a Will, I want to be in it.
Hurting you is the last thing I want to do but it's still on my list.
It doesn't matter what the problem is, the answer is usually Work.
Insanity is hereditry, you get it from your children.
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Post by Avinalaff on Sept 29, 2015 23:23:20 GMT
I'd rather have the performances than the points - Roberto Martinez.
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